Detention deficit – Pilot episode script
Starts with pier looking bored leaning on his desk. He looks at the clock, the hand keeps on moving slower and slower. Even goes backwards. Sound of the clock out rules everything else. This is pier zoning out on the clock. Sounds comes back and you can hear Keith mumbling. This turns into Keith talking really quickly. Keith is talking to pier.
Keith: (talking really quickly, hard to make out what he’s saying)
Pier: (sighs)
Pier looks at sonny. Sonny understands what’s on Piers mind.
Sonny: he loco
Pier: (laughs)
Keith knows that he was being made fun of but he continues talking
Sonny: (interrupts Keith) you know what. Uh, Keith. (Pause) you need to talk more. I’m starting to forget you’re here.
Keith: (mocking what sonny has just said to him) “you know what”. You’re really, fucking rude. You need some manners. I’m talking about life. The world. Emotions. Feelings. All that shit. Stuff that brings people closer together. And you’re taking that away.
After keith has told sonny how he feels, sonny throws a pencil case at his face.
Sonny: you talk too much. (aggressive tone)
Keith looks really wound up. His eye starts twitching
Pier: you’ve set him off now. They’ll be no stopping him. You’ve unleashed the ultimate evil. Pandora’s Box. Has been opened.
Sonny: what are you saying? (Looks frustrated and slightly nervous) he does it all the fucking time. He drinks more coffee than the teachers.
Pier: I have a plan to escape, unharmed by the beast
Sonny: Keith
Pier: that one yea. Anyway, the plan is. we tie shoelaces together, until it’s long enough to use as a rope. And then we simply climb down out the window. I call it, ‘operation window lace’.
Sonny: wow pier, not too bad. Apart from the fact that we’re on the ground floor already. (Slaps pier round the back of the head) and what’s wrong with just walking through the door.
Just after sonny finished talking, a pencil case hits him in the face, Keith threw it at him
Sonny: crap!
Keith runs around making a mess of the room, running and moving really quickly. He’s gone insane.
Pier: same old shit. Different day
Fades out, then fades in with “15minutes later”
Keith is lying on the floor after a caffeine come down. The room is a dip.
Sonny: (walking over to keith to see how he is) he’s got to get off this, its turning him into a monster.
Sonny picks up a monster can next to Keith
Valerie walks over as well.
Valerie: look at the room, he’s trashed it. He’s a devil.
Valerie picks up a can of red devil from near keith
Sonny: he needs to kick this shit in.
Sonny picks up a big bottle of kick
Sonny: why are you talking to me (frustrated aggressive tone)
Valerie: don’t know. Everyone in this room is a freak anyway.
Pier walks past
Pier: aye aye aye
Sonny: well. Don’t talk to me
Valerie: (looks at camera) who’s that?
Sonny: I said don’t talk to me.
Valerie: who’s sitting under the table?
Vince: (long pause) hey
Vince get’s out from under the table. Gets out awkwardly, rustling tin foil and gear
Valerie: who are you?
Sonny: that’s Vince. Alright Vince? I haven’t seen you around for ages. You been under the table all this time? (sniggers)
Vince: yes (calm voice)
Sonny: bloody hell mate, I was only joking. What the fuck you playing at. Hiding under the table. Toddlers do that. You’re not a toddler.
Vince: I’ve been here, to prevent intrusion of my mind
Valerie: (looks surprised) okay
They all go to sit down
Sonny: (looks at time, only half an hour has passed) what. This is bullshit
Valerie: speaking of bullshit. What’s this I hear about you throwing a fridge at Damien?
Pier: I heard about that too (continues drawing his plans)
Sonny: there’s nothing much more to say. I threw a fridge at Damien. He annoyed me. Thought it was pretty funny.
Flashback scene where you find out it was a frijj milkshake
Valerie: what a load of shit. Why do you make up stuff as ridiculous as that. You’re an idiot sonny. A first degree idiot.
Sonny: shut up. It’s true.
Valerie: yeah, whatever.
Fades out, fades in
Valerie goes to sit next to Vince. Vince is drawing something in his book.
Valerie: hey vince. What you doing.
Vince: just some drawing. It’s a good way to pass time. And let my creativity spill out.
Valerie: (looking at his work) what is it?
Vince: (putting a lot of detail into picture. Looking concentrated) out of all the ones I’ve seen. This. Is my favourite crop circle.
Valerie: oh
Vince: it’s just so textured and the shape is so alien. It’s just amazing
Valerie: yea, amazing (sounds sarcastic)
Shows the page with a simple circle on the paper. Valerie goes to sit near sonny. Sonny is talking to pier
Sonny: you’ve been doing detention for ages now. Do you feel any different? Have you changed?
Valerie: are you rehabilitated?
Sonny: shut up, what does that mean anyway
Pier: rehabilitated? Well now, let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means.
Sonny: it means have you..
Pier: I know what you think it means sonny. To me it’s just a made up word. A politicians word, so young fella’s like…
Sonny: stop quoting stuff pier. Dammit (frustrated)
They all go quiet for a moment
Sonny: could time possibly go any slower
Vince: the more you concentrate on the time, the slower it will go
Sonny: did you have to tell me that. Shit
Pier: aye aye aye. I can’t think of a better plan than window lace
Valerie: im bored. When can I go
Sonny: you can’t go until the teacher has dismissed us.
Vince: sometimes, he forgets.
Pier: no need to worry everyone. I’ve almost got a plan.
Sonny: I’m going to lose my mind in a minute
Vince: it will feel more like 3 minutes because you’re staring at the clock like that.
Valerie: could this get any worse
Keith wakes up with his twitchy eye
Sonny: oh shit
‘Credits’
